i’ve been wrong & have seen the light, now can i have a job like Alveda King?
it is very hard for me to write this. i have spent the better part of my life believing the myths i’ve been told. believing that the society that i live in is unequal and that i want…rather need a hand out. i spent way too much time listening to bands like Public Enemy and RATM and taking their socialistic lyrics to heart. how could i have been so blind!
i now see that i have just as much chance…and maybe because of those evil affirmative action laws, a better chance than most to make it! i would like to ask the forgiveness of people such as Supreme Court judge Clarence Thomas and Michael Steele as i have called them “Uncle Toms” and other horrible names.
despite the fact that the liberal media says that in Minneapolis, black people have a harder time getting a job, i now know that is just isn’t the case. the liberal groups and media conspire to keep me down and serving the democratic party (note: they are so low, they don’t deserve to be capitalized!) and not seeing the light in the beliefs and ways of the Republican Party.
the idea of abortion is pushed by the baby killers so to affect my yet unborn child’s mind into thinking that they can treat sex like it was some sort of joyful act and not deal with the repercussions of it. sex is not something just to be had for fun! it is to make babies…period! they would make my unborn daughter think that she can have them like she takes a shower! no sir, not for my baby!
i have replaced my photos of those terrorists like malcom x and huey newton and replaced them with photos of Thomas Jefferson, Ronald Reagan, and Sarah Palin. i’ve also made appointments to get my teeth capped and my skin tone made just a touch lighter.
why didn’t i do this before?! i can now apply to be a spokesman for any Conservative cause, like my sister Alveda King is doing this weekend with Glenn Beck (my new role model). for how can those progressive or liberals say anything against me…and i can be used as a shining example to my fellow African Americans who maybe lacking in character.
You hear me, RNC, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Glenn Beck?!!!! Jeffrey Bragg has seen the light and wants a job, a big car and can take the heat! You hear me?! You can contact me via my new email address: firstname.lastname@example.org